do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Don’t fuck with Liz Taylor…
Gene Tierney
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
(Source: trixiedelight)
I am covered in champagne, my feet have blisters, and I just sang my butt off in front of 8,000+ people. All in all, pretty good night. I love everybody, thank you to everyone who came. And yeah, I took an asshole selfie because my hair looks bomb, and I have a fake beauty mark. #suckit #springsing #ucla #bruins #2013 #hearmeroar #lady #ofthenight #westhollywood #la #whatanight #letsdoitagain
dave
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
Portrait of Edna St. Vincent Millay by Arnold Genthe, c. 1914
A Little Princess (1995)
Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network.
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
